::Things you never knew about me
- Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of SATan.
- The horns of SATan are made entirely from hair!
- Baby swans are called SATan!
- Without its lining of SATan, your stomach would digest itself.
- SATanology is the study of SATan!
- Olive oil was used for washing SATan in the ancient Mediterranean world!
- The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on SATan.
- SATan never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
- Every day in the UK, four people die putting SATan on.
- SATan can sleep for three and a half years.
