Friday, October 22, 2004

::10 Things To Do During Breaks In Between Studying For 'O' Levels

1) Entertain the person in the block of flats opposite yours by pulling faces out the window facing them. (Damn these HDB flats built too close together!)

2) Stomp/Crush/Sadistically torture paper cutouts of annoying characters from Channel U television serials that won't stop making noise (crying/screaming/trying to be evil and failing miserably) while you are trying to study for your 'O' levels.
(Don't know what's crush? Check out this link. *Warning: Contents are shocking, to me that is.*

2) Start crying/yelling and throwing yourself around in front of the television dramatically just as evil rich man is about to kill/rape/do something horrible to poor innocent wet girl who never ever even hurt a fly in her whole entire life. Good way of relieving stress.

4) Compose terrible uninspired techno/trance/industrial music made of things you heard over WKRZ 91.3 (not good).

5) Loop, and listen to terrible sounding music you composed and boost your ego by continuously telling yourself you're such a genius. (Did you hear that? That was so cool....I'm up there with Bach and Beethoven man. ^_^ )

6) Force your electronic music hating sister to listen to music in 4), and derive pleasure from seeing her looks of pain and anguish.

7) Make sister say the music you composed is nice, otherwise you'll cry. When she says it sucks, cry until she says it's nice. Then cry because she's not sincere.

8) Polish your boots until you can see your face in them. Then cry because you think your face is so ugly and you'll never look nice for your prom, boo hoo. Then start thinking about your prom. (hey, I found you something to think about. Thank me.)

9) Write stupid '10 things to...' lists and derive pleasure from making people sad cause you only wrote nine things instead of ten. Then perhaps, they might think it's a good thing.