::10 things I hate about you
About a certain somebody who probably doesn't come here.
1) How much you stink. I don't mind people with B.O., but I mind it when people use some weird perfume or something and spray so much of it that I *gasp* *choke* *wheeze* can smell it all the fucking time, then keep hanging around me.
2) How you keep hanging around me trying to be nice to me not because you actually like me, but so that you can pretend that you're not a weirdo and someone actually wants to associate with you.
3) How you bugged everyone in the class (including me) nonstop with your IMs and phone calls and now the whole class is scared of you and nickamed you "virus".
4) How you asked us if you could join our group for project and we said ok cause we didn't want to be mean, then during discussions you won't contribute and are so uninvolved that it makes no difference whether you're there or not. It's irritating, especially when the project is a big one and the deadline is coming.
5) How when you ask me about something you don't know, you just stare at me with a "I don't know how to do it! Show me exactly how to do it!" expression on your face, refuse to use your own brain, and expect me to do all the thinking for you. Then I get all bitchy towards you cause I really can't stand people with that kind of attitude.
6) How you laugh and smile to yourself for no reason. It's just creepy. Maybe I'm just paranoid, but I start wondering what kind of things you are plotting against me?
7) This is a minor point, but your clothes are tight and really bright-coloured.
8) How you ask people about everything the moment you're supposed to do something on your own, and need so much help until the poor person (me) beside you can't finish her own work unless she acts like a bitch and gets pissed at you so you'll shut up.
9) How you got pissed when I wanted to make friends with someone else, like I was your personal friend or something, which was why I stopped being your friend in the first place.
10) How I'm still supposed to be okay towards you so that people won't think I'm a bitch.
Yeah I'm a bitch, but some people are just argh.
1) How much you stink. I don't mind people with B.O., but I mind it when people use some weird perfume or something and spray so much of it that I *gasp* *choke* *wheeze* can smell it all the fucking time, then keep hanging around me.
2) How you keep hanging around me trying to be nice to me not because you actually like me, but so that you can pretend that you're not a weirdo and someone actually wants to associate with you.
3) How you bugged everyone in the class (including me) nonstop with your IMs and phone calls and now the whole class is scared of you and nickamed you "virus".
4) How you asked us if you could join our group for project and we said ok cause we didn't want to be mean, then during discussions you won't contribute and are so uninvolved that it makes no difference whether you're there or not. It's irritating, especially when the project is a big one and the deadline is coming.
5) How when you ask me about something you don't know, you just stare at me with a "I don't know how to do it! Show me exactly how to do it!" expression on your face, refuse to use your own brain, and expect me to do all the thinking for you. Then I get all bitchy towards you cause I really can't stand people with that kind of attitude.
6) How you laugh and smile to yourself for no reason. It's just creepy. Maybe I'm just paranoid, but I start wondering what kind of things you are plotting against me?
7) This is a minor point, but your clothes are tight and really bright-coloured.
8) How you ask people about everything the moment you're supposed to do something on your own, and need so much help until the poor person (me) beside you can't finish her own work unless she acts like a bitch and gets pissed at you so you'll shut up.
9) How you got pissed when I wanted to make friends with someone else, like I was your personal friend or something, which was why I stopped being your friend in the first place.
10) How I'm still supposed to be okay towards you so that people won't think I'm a bitch.
Yeah I'm a bitch, but some people are just argh.
