::10 Reasons Why Your Musical Instrument Is Like Your Boyfriend

1) Sometimes you can't wait to meet him, at other times, you can't stand the sight of him at all.
2) He can make you the happiest person in the world, or the saddest.
3) You put in a lot of effort to get him, but you've already forgotten how. Anyway, it was worth it.
4) Or maybe, after he makes you angry, it wasn't worth it at all.
5) You love it when people look at or express an interest in him.
6) But maybe not too much of an interest cause then you get jealous.
7) No others can compare. There are nice ones out there but yours is always the best in the whole world.
8) If you neglect him, he gets pissed and whatever you play sounds like shit.
9) You always spring to his defence when people criticise him.
10) You're always worrying that you're not good enough for him.

10 Reasons Why Your Musical Instrument Is Better
1) He won't run away.
2) He won't laugh at you or put you down.
3) He doesn't get jealous when you two-time him.
4) If he dies, he can be replaced. If he's badly injured, well, he can also be replaced.
5) You don't need to meet the parents.
6) Trouble-free ditching, with no risk of psychotic ex-boyfriends coming after your blood
7) He'll always be there for you, right where you left him (unless your mother's been tidying your stuff, that is).
8) He won't tell you what to wear, or what not to.
9) He won't talk back to you. In fact, he won't ever say a word of disagreement against you.
10) He won't turn gay. Trust me on this one.


This is a quick one cuz I have Physics practical tomorrow. Wish me luck. I'll need it.