::Some interesting stuff from Improbable Research

Anatomy from the inside out

Unusual scholarships

Lottery goes pfffft

Burpless cucumbers

Real 0r Fake? Computer or Virtuoso? You decide.

Animated talking head - creepy as fuck.

How to burn cds the old fashioned way

Visit Improbable Research

::A bit of meaningless noise about nothing

Yesterday, I met the one who knows. I was using the computer at 3am and I turned around and there he was.

"Who are you?" I ventured.

"I'm the one who knows."

"If you know so much, tell me why I'm still such a godamned failure with no life who hasn't achieved anything."

"That's cause you're too bloody stupid." The OWK did not even stop to think.

Well, one does not usually accept an answer such as 'You're too bloody stupid' but since he was the OWK (and because it was true and I wasn't looking for an answer that would please me or anybody), I didn't bash him or something.

But what did I want him to say, anyway? 'You're actually very smart, but you're underappreciated'?

That's what I wanted him to say because he was the OWK and that would justify the existence of me and my brain.

But he didn't. And then he disappeared, leaving me with my sad non-achiever life and my lack of a brain.

(If you've bothered to read this far, you'd have realised that this did not really happen).

::Blogging to Beyond

More than the usual number of comments about the Lesbian issue. It's a good thing, it's a good sign.

Went for an "end-of-projects" shopping spree on Saturday, and bought

1) Gamma Ray Skeletons in the closet cd
2) O-Zone DiscOzone cd (ok, la, stop staring at me with that weird expression already la....)
3) Beyond the story Live '05 cd
4) and then we headed down to Funan to get guess what, the blue MacDonalds ice cream. AND IT WAS NOT BLUE LOR! It was purple! (And I bought it because I thought it was blue some more....=_="')

And I saw a Helloween pink bubbles t-shirt at heeren and was like "WHEEE!!!! I WANT!" It was 30-something dollars.

Then, my sister pointed out that it was fake. (If you see it, check out the 'O' in Helloween)

So if you see it, don't buy it! Fake one! Fake one!

Ahahahaha.

::Gulibility Factor Test (GF Test)

Your GF score is 82.

(Out of a range of 0 - 100, where 0 = mind slave, and 100 = free thinker.)

Mind slave

Free thinker

Free Thinker

Welcome to the top 5%. You're a true free thinker and a person who is well informed about the reality in which you live. Although you may have been easily manipulated earlier in life, you eventually gained lucidity and developed a healthy sense of skepticism that you now automatically apply to your observations and experiences. You are endlessly curious about human behavior and the nature of the universe, and you have one or more lifestyle habits that most people would consider odd or unusual. You are not only of very high intelligence, you are also extremely creative in one or more areas (music, art, software development, inventing, etc.)

If you were in The Matrix, you would have taken the red pill, completed the combat training, and started fighting (and beating) agents from day one.

Your architects: You have cast off reality distortions taught to you by your parents, schooling, corporate advertising and government propaganda. You create your own beliefs based on what serves you best, without much regard for what the rest of the crowd is doing. You are guided by your own internal code of ethics (which may or may not agree with politically-correct ethical codes) rather than any pre-set system of ethics (such as from any one religion).

Check this out: http://www.newstarget.com/gullibility.html

::All down, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

All projects done. Last presentation took place on Friday. IDEA's (some entrepreuner rubbish) presentation. What a relief.

Next task: Exams. First exam is on wednesday.

Makes you want to slack, no?

Unfortunately my body clock has been seriously screwed with. As a result, I can only sleep at 3am at night now.

Hmmm.....

Going to be posted to our specialisations next year, my project team is going to be split up. So sad. Hard enough to find capable people that you actually enjoy working with and can actually produce wonderful things together with. That actually makes things happen.

And then, 1 year working together and then bye, people.

Hm.

::SATan is stupid.

SATan has never disliked stupid people, unless they have attitude problems. That's cause SATan knows SATan is stupid. At least SATan is not stupid enough to think that she is clever. (SATan has attitude propblems, however, but that's not part of the equation)

SATan feels stupid again, as usual. (SATan as just done many stupid things, as usual. SATan is incapable of understanding slightly more complicated concepts, as usual. SATan has just asked stupid questions, as usual.)

But SATan has decided to go to university!

Why?

Because of something her father told her. SATan was wondering why she hadn't met any evil geniuses in poly. And her father said:

"You don't get the entire system. Poly is for producing workers to do lowly-skilled jobs." (ie. normal workers. Not smart genius people)

Oh.

SATan was indignant.

So she decided that she had to go to university (because she is not an evil genius! She isn't incredibly gifted. Like a loser, she needs formal education just to get somewhere.)

But then, she is stupid! Too fucking stupid!

How?

(Why am I blogging in the 3rd person?)

::dots (cont)

It's been eaten away by fungus!

EEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::dots.

One of my course textbooks is on a cd-rom. Being lazy, I didn't try installing it until now, right before my test.

Then, I put it in. Huh? Blank cd?

Guess what? It was corrupted. And I wasted money!!!

... =_="'

::Lesbian

That time, I walked past two of the guys from my class sitting on the stairs. When I was a little way away, I heard them talking in that kind of way that you know they're talking about you. And I heard one of them say something about "lesbian".

So, I get it, now people in my class think I'm a lesbian.

But I don't get it, how the hell would they come up to this kind of conclusion?

I haven't been chasing anyone in my class, either male or female. I don't even mix around that much with the girls. So how does that make me a lesbian? Seriously.

I'm definitely not a lesbian. I like hot guys. I like hot girls too.
But not at a romantic level. I don't fall in love with them, so I don't know.
I just like them cause they're hot.

Maybe bisexual would be a better word?

::TreasureHunter Game

This week has been super busy week. (Next week will be worse) Finally I managed to clear up most of my projects.

Oh ya, the java assignment. Treasurehunter game.

As usual there will be screenshots.

But!
Now you can play a condensed tiny anorexic version!

I stripped it down to the bare minimum and converted it into a Java applet. It's like a very basic version of the actual game.
The type of game played is the original game's Classic version.

Play the Stripped Down Version here.

Kind of inspires me to create a Conway's Game of Life and unleash the applets on you all (what? more applets? we're full already, thanks)

::Kinda Disturbing Stories

www.girlsarepretty.com : Other work

::Hahahahahahahaha

Fafblog.blogspot.com : Our omnipotent president

::No comment, man.

Check out these blogs:

THIS IS FUN TO MAKE A BLOG ON THE COMPUTER WEBSITE

UUUHHHGGG-rrrrRRR!

What can I say? No comment, man.

::Just help me get rid of this feeling

Just help me get rid of this feeling. Crying don't help. Can cry and cry and at the end there's nothing left except this feeling and it won't go away, just won't go away. What shall I do, what can I do? Every time I stop, there's still this feeling, I can't stand it, I don't know what to do. I cried and I cried, I cried for everything I wanted to be and wasn't, everything I wanted to do but couldn't, and still it remains. What do I do? It's still there, deep within, I really don't know, I really don't know, tell me what to do cause I don't want to feel like this anymore.

哭过了，心情会不会好一些？
哭过了，心里为何还是觉得痛？