::MY SISTER IS ON YOUTH.SG!!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

The things people do for free ice-cream and the chance to appear 175cm tall.

Go find it yourself here (edit: link removed after sister objected)

::Skills only found in China

HERE

::Something's wrong and I don't know what

When one is riding a tiger, how does one get off?

This time round, I think my backup will save my life.

The save feature is so buggy that i don't know how to start fixing it. It saves, it loads, but the game you saved will never be the same again.

It will make you play like halfway, and then *priiiing!* you won.

wtf?

What is happening?

And then there's the feeling that every time you "fix" something, you're introducing new bugs.

Ohhhhh well.

Update: Wah fuck, I know why now. Something is wrong with the save file.

::Stick-thin

I am sick of stick-thin girls.

They're everywhere, in the bus I take every morning, in poly, everywhere. And I am fucking sick of it.

Seriously, why does everybody seem to think that thin == attractive?

Everyone thinks that appreciating beauty is the most natural thing, stuff like 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder'. However, just look at how the standards of beauty have changed through the ages. Women in corsets, Twiggy, Marilyn Monroe, Kate Moss.

Anyway, we're now in the skinny stage. Everywhere I look, they're all the same. Girl => skinny. It's starting to get boring.

Where is the individuality? Where are the toned, healthy women? Or the curvy, sexy chicks? Come back, I miss you!!!

Anyway,

my java project (ha, I knew you wew all waiting for this, weren't you?)

I've officially done the statistics part!
Did away with the highscore cause I realised sooner or later, it would get meaningless.
Cause mine is scored by number of moves, and you can't have less moves than treasures.
Also includes one of the most stupid and useless functions in the whole world, a print function for the statistics.

Who needs a piece of paper with how many times you won/lost minesweeper on it?

::Treasurehunter

I've been working on my java assignment. It's a game called Treasurehunter Game.

Like, what kind of pok name is that! No choice, I didn't think of it. They forced me. Anyway, it's a stupid minesweeper kinda game.

Actually, doing it is quite fun la. Everyday, I think: What new feature can I add today? And then I add something new. But it's getting out of hand though. I think it will end up as one of those things with features that are totally unnecessary, like

a paper aeroplane with anti-missile function
a paper cup with an elaborate artistic straw system
a bulletproof bicycle
a snake with legs
a tv soap opera with an original plot

though knowing me, it'll probably be more like

a crooked paper aeroplane that can't even fly, with antimissile system
a paper cup with an elaborate artistic straw system and a hole in the bottom
a 1000000kg bulletproof bicycle
a snake with toes but no legs
a tv soap opera with an original plot and so many characters that no one can remember who died and who didn't

i've been putting off the io part for very long already. Cannot like that la, better stop adding and start working on it tomorrow.

btw, one of my frens got into honours' roll. the smart shit.

::Lyrics for Schnappi

Ich bin Schnappi das kleine Krokodil,
komm aus Ägypten das liegt direkt am Nil.
Zuerst lag ich in einem Ei,
dann schni schna schnappte ich mich frei.

schni schna schnappi schnappi schnappi schnapp
schni schna schnappi schnappi schnappi schnapp
schni schna schnappi schnappi schnappi schnapp
schni schna schnappi schnappi schnappi schnapp

Ich bin Schnappi das kleine Krokodil,
hab scharfe Zähne und davon ganz schön viel.
Ich schnapp mir was ich schnappen kann,
ja schnapp zu weil ich das so gut kann.

schni schna schnappi schnappi schnappi schnapp
schni schna schnappi schnappi schnappi schnapp
schni schna schnappi schnappi schnappi schnapp
schni schna schnappi schnappi schnappi schnapp

Ich bin Schnappi das kleine Krokodil,
ich schnappe gern das ist mein Lieblingsspiel.
Ich schleich mich an die Mama ran,
und zeig ihr wie ich schnappen kann!

schni schna schnappi schnappi schnappi schnapp
schni schna schnappi schnappi schnappi schnapp
schni schna schnappi schnappi schnappi schnapp
schni schna schnappi schnappi schnappi schnapp

Ich bin Schnappi das kleine Krokodil,
und vom Schnappen da krieg ich nicht zuviel.
Ich beiss den Papi kurz ins Bein,
und dann, dann schlafe ich einfach ein.

schni schna schnappi schnappi schnappi schnapp
schni schna schnappi schnappi schnappi schnapp

schni schna schnappi schnappi schnappi schnapp
schni schna schnappi schnappi schnappi schnapp

::Schnappy!

Woah, check this out!

Schni schna Schnappy by Krokodil (video)

Haha, so catchy and so nice to sing.

Oh btw, the people came with to deliver some new cupboards. While bringing them in, they broke our clock.
Somehow, I find that hilarious.

::My sister got...

You scored as Sociology. You should be a Sociology major! Sociology 83% Linguistics 75% Art 75% Anthropology 75% English 75% Theater 50% Biology 50% Philosophy 42% Engineering 42% Psychology 42% Dance 42% Journalism 25% Mathematics 17% Chemistry 8% What is your Perfect Major? (PLEASE RATE ME!!<3) created with QuizFarm.com

You Should Get a PhD in Liberal Arts (like political science, literature, or philosophy)

You're a great thinker and a true philosopher. You'd make a talented professor or writer.

What Advanced Degree Should You Get?

You better believe it. Very true leh.

You Have Your PhD in Men

You understand men almost better than anyone. You accept that guys are very different, and you read signals well. Work what you know about men, and your relationships will be blissful.

How Well Do You Understand Men?

Ummm.... my good friends in poly are all guys (not a weird thing really when you realise that the guys outnumber the girls by a large number in my class). Actually I find them easier to work with cause they tend to be less petty and don't usually get worked up over small things (in fact, they don't even notice most small things, when I changed my glasses, it took my guy friend two weeks before he said "Eh, you changed your glasses").

You'll Find Love at School or Work

You're ambitious, and you won't let dating get in the way of your goals And that's why you'll find love at school or work... because you're always there Shy about dating someone you work with? Don't be. He'll be perfect for you. Just make sure to go out and have some fun together every once and a while!

Where Will You Find Love?

ie. I have no life outside school. hehe

You scored as Art. You should be an Art major! How bohemian! Engineering 75% Psychology 75% Art 75% Philosophy 67% Linguistics 67% Anthropology 67% Mathematics 67% Dance 67% English 58% Journalism 58% Sociology 58% Theater 58% Biology 33% Chemistry 25% What is your Perfect Major? (PLEASE RATE ME!!<3) created with QuizFarm.com

Your Eyes Should Be Blue

Your eyes reflect: Innocence and sweetness What's hidden behind your eyes: A calculating mind

What Color Should Your Eyes Be?

You Should Get a MFA (Masters of Fine Arts)

You're a blooming artistic talent, even if you aren't quite convinced. You'd make an incredible artist, photographer, or film maker.

What Advanced Degree Should You Get?

Neh, I'm just a blooming monkey.

::Missing in Action

Well, I haven't been here much cause I'm fucking busy right now. 3 projects coming up:

i) Design a website
ii) Make a game
iii) Write a report about operating systems

What's more, still have to clean up the house for Chinese new year.

PUI.

The Picto-Personality Test You are a person who is very ambitious, and constantly thinking of ways to further your own goals. When alone, you like to spend your time doing something that will better yourself. You are romantic, and when you are with your partner you like to woo them with your imagination. In the future you will have a good family life and lots of friends.

Take this Test at QuizGalaxy.com

::Hair!

Went for some hair treatment thing at my aunt's friend's salon, at the insisting of my aunt, who believes that I'm going bald. Normally I stay far far away from things like salons and stuff cause somehow, the conversation will always stray towards the length of my hair and how I'll go bald from having such long hair and I should cut it, anyway it's draggy and makes me look ugly, etc. Anyway, it costs money and SATan is damn stingy. And SATan don't mind being bald cause now she has an excuse to shave her head, I mean, if its dropping really terribly might just as well get rid of the whole thing, and it's free also :D

Well, this time round, my aunt decided to pay for me cause she was horrified at how bald I was becoming(in her opinion only). I was initially against going cause I didn't want to be shorn, but the deal was sweetened somewhat by a Zen Nano Plus mp3 player (I mean, who would refuse an opportunity to add another piece of gear to one's collection?). Anyway, I'm a lot more confident now, and a lot better at acting stupid, so I figured, I can hold my own, so why not?

And yes, they wanted to cut it. Bra strap length. Which I didn't want, duh. They tried to psycho me into cutting it. But you don't get into SATan's brain that easily, people. SATan thinks in ways that most people would rather not even think about. I played them off as best as I could, then decided that it would be a good idea to take off the damaged bits, so I got them to cut off 3 inches (the damaged bits I was planning to cut out anyway) on the pretext of being 'not ready' to cut my hair too short. Then everybody happy, cause now they think I still 'got hope'.

Guess how much the treatment cost? Like $600-something! Wa lau eh. Give me, I get some new gear.

Also bought some shampoo and some weird little things in tubes that have to apply everyday (not my money, but I think you knew that already, I would never agree to it if it was my money). Also have to go back like every month or something like that for repeat treatments. Sounds awful troublesome. Argh, whatever, Anyway, not I paying.

And the hair is still long. Hoho.

::Yes.

Most of the time, the entries by Blinkymummy say exactly what I want to say.

Read this and this.


And Xiaxue, no matter what you say, I still can smell the racism in the air.
Just because you don't state it explicitly doesn't mean everyone can't infer what you actually mean from it.
You should be ashamed of yourself.

::The spoils

Three bags - 2 around S$100, the last one cost guess what, around S$14 only!
A lot of food - can't remember how much
A lot of cute assorted stuff - can't remember how much either
Japanese good luck charm things - 500 yen each

Groped by a Japanese salaryman in Tokyo - priceless.

Wanted to upload my photos but there are 297 of them.... so can't really be bothered.
If any people want to see, ask me and I'll show you.

::Hello Singapore.

I'm back.

My com clock says 4.55.

I'm totally bushed. Good night.