On to some happier stuff (hopefully). Remember those things that they always ask you to write about your ideal school? Here's mine, written long after I became school-less. I'm trying to make up for lost time.
My school is better than everyone else's.
1) Other schools are on their own plots of land, my school is on an island.
2) Other schools have a rock wall, my school has a mountain range, complete with live volcano.
3) Other schools have swimming pools, we have our swimming lessons in the sea.
4) Other schools have a school pond, our school has a river. With a waterfall!!!
5) Other schools have a few fish in their school pond, we have no shortage of sharks in our sea.
6) Other schools have a school field, my school has a savannah.
7) Other schools have a school cat, we have a school lion.
8) Other schools have 100m race, we have F1 and motorcycle races.
9) Other schools have ecogarden, my school has a rainforest.
10) Other schools have ccas like basketball and hockey, we have ccas like mountain climbing and white-water rafting.
11) Other schools have inter-house competitions, my school has inter-house warfare.
12) Paikias in other schools hit each other with chairs, we shoot each other with rocket launchers.
13) Other schools have netball competitions, we have extreme sports and wild animal wrestling competitions.
14) Other schools can win in micromouse competitions, our huge mecha robots (which unfortunately sometimes go berserk) can smash their school buildings.
15) Other schools have fire drills, we have stampede, flood, landslide, volcano eruption, terrorist, trenchcoat mafia, etc. drills.
16) Other schools occasionally send a group of people to climb mount faber, here everyone has a chance to troop up our tallest snow capped mountain!!
17) Other school's death toll is like maybe 1 or 2 people a year, my school has more people dying each year than people graduating.
18) Other schools have haunted toilets, we have entire haunted graveyards full of abovementioned people in death tolls.
19)Other schools have rumours of the ghost of some dead student, we have rumours of abominable snowmen come down from the mountains and loch ness monsters in the river.
20) Other schools have classes from Primary 1 to Secondary 4, we have everyone from day-old babies to 90 year old grandmamas.
21) Other schools have first-aiders and a sick bay, my school has rescue helicopters and an operation theatre.
22) Other students have school buses picking them up from their home, our heavily armoured tanks can pick you up from almost anywhere (yes, even from the middle of your living room).
23) Students in other schools walk from their classrooms to the canteen, we zip there in less than half the time in our sports cars (unless you prefer the tanks).
24) Other schools have bullies. We have crime bosses.
25) Other schools have gangs. We have organised crime.
26) Other schools have elections for head prefect, we can choose our own principal and support our own political parties.
27) Other schools have Student Council. We have our own student union.
28) Other schools breed orchids. We clone dinosaurs.
29) Other schools win young inventors awards for durian-openers. Our school is being investigated for supposedly creating new weapons of mass destruction.
30) Other schools simply have ugly school uniforms. People with weak hearts can't stand looking at ours.
31) School events in other schools ocasionally appear on the news, we have our own reality show (strangely, it's called 'Survivor').
Any other suggestions? If you want to post them here, post them in the comments link please.
keep it up!
